Plan 9 from Bell Labs 2003-04-29

dist/replica/plan9.db

@@ -3206,7 +3206,7 @@ sys/doc/venti/venti.pdf - 755 sys sys 1020384352 139090
 sys/doc/venti/venti.ps - 664 sys sys 1019852320 2012620
 sys/games - 20000000775 sys sys 952648872 0
 sys/games/lib - 20000000775 sys sys 952648879 0
-sys/games/lib/fortunes - 664 sys sys 1049903231 240008
+sys/games/lib/fortunes - 664 sys sys 1051533798 240058
 sys/include - 20000000775 sys sys 1016902416 0
 sys/include/9p.h - 664 sys sys 1044836327 4309
 sys/include/String.h - 664 sys sys 1014929061 1133

dist/replica/plan9.log

@@ -19296,3 +19296,4 @@
 1051207300 9 a sys/src/cmd/ip/dhcpd/ping.8 - 664 sys sys 1051207140 2472
 1051207300 10 a sys/src/cmd/ip/ipconfig.8 - 664 sys sys 1051207027 53527
 1051207300 11 d sys/src/cmd/ip/dhcpd/7.dhcpd - 775 sys sys 1051203213 0
+1051534827 0 c sys/games/lib/fortunes - 664 sys sys 1051533798 240058

sys/games/lib/fortunes

@@ -3841,7 +3841,7 @@ Computers are crap, but the Apple store offers a world without toilets.  - James
 Please, serious &nbspinquiries only.
 He that steals a Bell-weather, shall be discover'd by the Bell.
 To avoid undesired effects of optimizing compilers, use the SecureZeroMemory function.
-"If a program runs slowly, it's usually because it executes too many instructions" - S. Mullender
+A program that executes more instructions runs slower.  - Pike's Law
 The identity range managed by replication is full and must be updated by a replication agent. The INSERT conflict occurred in database 'prevacid', table 'PROCESS_CODES', column 'ID'.
 Don't go with a spineless ISP.  We have more backbone!
 *** {02.38.001} Win - Multiple Trillian vulnerabilities
@@ -3878,3 +3878,4 @@ H e ll o, I a m lo ok in g fo r a ni c e m a n.  I f yo u w oul d li k e t o co
 If email advertising won't sell your product than nothing will.
 The colorful name kill() harks back to the origin of these interfaces in UNIX BSD.
 Earthquakes don't kill people; buildings do.  - seismologists' saying
+Sorry, There are no Williams-Sonoma stores within 1400 miles of your location.